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[3ofswords]

 

I don't know how you got this number, but leave a message or skip to the unsolicited dick pics.

Okay, vaguely solicited.

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[rising_tide]

TM Daisy Johnson copyright 20-when-the-fuck-ever-we-are-who-knows. but you're cute so I won't make you pay royalties.

It's worth pants. well I think it's worth pants.

[3ofswords]

i assume i'd be paying them in dick etchings anyway

to be fair i guess i could do this without pants if i really, really wanted to. guess you'll find out soon where i landed on that one.

[rising_tide]

I thought I got those anyway.

I mean that's fair, I have pants on but that's only because I dont yet have any other options, fairy milf did not grace Dobby with clothes.

Is fairy milf better than fairy godmom I'm trying to be considerate of your desire to bone her

[3ofswords]

it's a fine line? like she is a mom apparently so i guess milf is fine.

i almost started talking about her nurturing vibe but if i'm wearing pants i guess i should metaphorically keep my dick in them. metaphorical pants? literal pants. i'm literally wearing pants, sorry to ruin the surprise.

[rising_tide]

Fairy god milf it is

I feel like Freud would have a field day with you but he's a dick so fuck him and his grossness. I look forward to seeing the ruined surprise of your pants.

That sounded weird even for me. I'm gonna put the book down now.