[ i mean you could like, daisy chain however many people. or have everyone huddle up with a game plan to keep that from happening. i think it's still an orgy if you just put a bunch of people in a room with booze and they just fuck each other over different bits of furniture?
the pentagram is important too.
i will be fashionably late but there to hold your hand while you sit on someone's face, i am touched you thought of me. ]
You've thought about this even more than I have and I love you for it.
As a good and true friend should. However i would not hold your breath on me organizing an orgy cause a) HA me, organizing anything and b) the aforementioned What The Fuck Would I Even Do With Myself In A Group Sex Setting Baby Steps Daisy Baby Steps
listen i guaranfuckingtee you there are a shitton of people who have fucked 6+ people at once and did not once stop to think about the science and logistics and artistry of an orgy and That's What Makes You Beautiful To Me
it's a little hard not to when one gets sprung on you. like it's all fun and games until you're rolling over naked, hungover people trying to find your phone and stop the alarm. i will make sure your hypothetical future orgy goes infinitely better than my last.
i feel like a sprung-on orgy would be a disaster, you should plan that shit thoroughly. you know like place cards, seating charts, where to put the lube dispensers, stuff like that.
okay, so like, i understand if you have 10 immediate joke reactions to this, but my mom runs a psychic shop on 23rd? and she would exorcise your grandma's ugly doll or your loft that you could afford because satanists killed someone in it, except she got old and started sending me to appointments.
so this weird yoga couple asked me to come over to ~cleanse~ their apartment and i showed up to an orgy with a handful of sage and some paper charms people would pay out the ass for. to this day i cannot tell if they thought they were up to some tantric bullshit or lying to me, but whatever, i'm easily swayed by yoga pants and the contents of strangers' medicine cabinets.
oh and then i still had to do my job, and like i don't even really believe in demons like that but i didn't want to find out barefoot and with my dick out. horrifying.
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the pentagram is important too.
i will be fashionably late but there to hold your hand while you sit on someone's face, i am touched you thought of me. ]
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As a good and true friend should. However i would not hold your breath on me organizing an orgy cause a) HA me, organizing anything and b) the aforementioned What The Fuck Would I Even Do With Myself In A Group Sex Setting Baby Steps Daisy Baby Steps
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hypothetically.
for sure.
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so this weird yoga couple asked me to come over to ~cleanse~ their apartment and i showed up to an orgy with a handful of sage and some paper charms people would pay out the ass for. to this day i cannot tell if they thought they were up to some tantric bullshit or lying to me, but whatever, i'm easily swayed by yoga pants and the contents of strangers' medicine cabinets.
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